We all know swatching is important, right? Because without a swatch you can't be sure that the item will fit the intended recipient. Because swatching allows you gauge the drape and body of the fabric. Because washing your swatch enables you to see just how awfully bedraggled your FO will look after you put it through the dryer . . . you get the idea.
So how does this happen?
Easy! Cause I don't need no stinkin' swatch!
(Prepare for the punch line . . . )
. . . It's supposed to be a hat for Sweet Pea . . . .